Don’t scare me I fart easily shirt

Being single is a fart you don’t want to smell on some days. Days when the girls you imagined would make you fine bridesmaids someday, are now the ones getting your congratulatory message on their Facebook post. It’s one year already fam. Thank you, Jesus, for giving me such a wonderful hubby. Two hunny bunny faces, a defenseless toddler in their middle and that unprecedented stress that Facebook manages to hide. The conscious effort to want to identify with you. To ensure you don’t feel threatened. I sniff it out almost immediately.

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